Sometimes you can’t prove what you know, but that doesn’t mean what you know isn’t true. Sometimes it isn’t paranoia: someone really is out to get you; there really is a conspiracy.

Fortunately for those involved, I don’t make statements I can’t prove are true.

So I’ll just say this: You know who you are and you know you’re petty and ridiculous. Now you know that I know it, too.

Enjoy your karma.

–Mary